I got super jumpy because I finally got a text. It was from my mom.


I wonder if there’s a way to fix things.


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4ourrrr:

The episode of How I Met Your Mother where they all smoke was just on, and it said Marshall’s last cigarette was the day his son was born. But he didn’t have a cigarette last night.

I’ve always wondered if they like keep a list of everything they say to make sure they keep it right.


camtucker:

A little ways down the road…


malcolmistheweirdestkidever:

Classic Schmosby

malcolmistheweirdestkidever:

Classic Schmosby


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